Studies show that John Uppington will have a long, healthy life. Hmm, maybe I should have kept that one for the speeches at his wedding in Greece in September…

[Thu, Jul 04 2002 – 03:27] yiarof (email) Yeah well, we’ll see about me. However, looking down the page, I began to understand that the article was as much about you as me, Stefan:

“. . .even the slightest hint of a beer-belly was a cause for concern.

“Big is dangerous,” he said.

“Even the average belly adds to the risk and the fatter you are the higher the risk,” he said, adding most people should aim to keep the weight they had in their early 20s.”

[Tue, Jul 09 2002 – 15:41] Matthew (email) keep it where? in a jar?