An extremely silly opinion piece in today’s Wall Street Journal argues against the legalization of soft drugs such as ecstasy on the grounds that–get this–new studies show it may be bad for you if you take a lot of it.
Yep, taking an overdose of ecstasy not only leads to a whole lot of euphoria in the user, but possibly an increased likelihood of depression and Parkinson’s disease in later life. Here is the damning nut graph:
Unlike cocaine or heroin, ecstasy isn’t at the heart of street crime, gangs or Third World drug cartels, but that doesn’t make it safe.
OK, stop laughing. What this amounts to is a wonderful argument for banning smoking and drinking.
First off, lung cancer and liver cirrhosis have much higher levels of mortality than a bout of not remembering that you’re feeling sorry for yourself. Second, second-hand ecstasy is much safer than either alcohol or cigarettes: whereas all that an ecstasy user wants to do is hug you, a drunkard will just as likely hit you. And whether or not it causes cancer, second-hand smoke does gets in your eyes; all that ecstasy users cause is is longer queues at nightclubs.
A more cynical view of the rhetorical public health policy question that is asked (“Are we spawning a new generation of people who will struggle with depression over their lifetime?”) is that the problem with ecstasy is precisely that it doesn’t kill you. Smoke too many cigarettes and you get lung cancer, die and stop bothering society. But take ecstasy, get depressed and live till 90; now that’s selfish of you.
I propose giving ecstasy users subsidized cigarettes. Studies show that nicotine alleviates depression and helps prevent the onset of Parkinson’s. And they’d die sooner.
What will actually happen, I can almost guarantee it, is that next year you will see ecstasy/nicotine combo pills on the market. In fact I think I might go look for some VC funding.