Stockholm Stories I

Milk cartons here have public service announcements, like they do in the US. Sometimes it’s a poem. Sometimes it’s a tip for healthy living. And before the elections a few weeks ago, they sported get-out-the-vote messages. One of these said something to the effect that elections are a time for making “smart decisions”. Unfortunately, this message was nixed by the parliamentary overseers, who decided it had too much editorial content. The word “smart” had to go. So in the end, the cartons read that elections are a time for making “decisions”.

And who can blame the overseers? If people are supposed to make smart decisions when they vote, as opposed to, say, selfish decisions, or uninformed decisions, or spiteful decisions, they’d all have voted for the liberals.

Svenska Scrabble

I played my first game of Swedish Scrabble yesterday, with Magnus and Anna. I tied with Magnus; Anna wasn’t even close. The game started well when I managed to put down FEZ with the Z on a triple letter square. Later I got to put BRÖDA on a triple word. It’s a baking term. Or so the dictionary says that I was allowed to use.

Please kill me

The Swede of Tunisian origin who tried to board a plane for London last month with a loaded gun on him has been released. Never mind that he had taken flying lessons in the US for no apparent reason. There just was no evidence to suggest he was planning to hijack anything, it turns out. The only thought that comes to mind is: Does this mean we can all carry loaded weapons on board as long as we don’t intend to hijack anything? And if we get caught, we get slapped on the wrist and sent off on our merry way? Who came up with this law? If you’re gonna outlaw guns in Sweden or on planes, it would help if you do it a little more forcefully than ask nicely. But there is a silver lining: Kerim Sadok Chatty will have to hang out here locally in Stockholm for the time being. Can’t wait to run into him. Don’t know if he got his gun back, though.

Naive Impressionist

What a moron. Jews knew beforehand about the September 11 attacks, says New Jersey’s poet laureate, because he read it on the internet. The internet, that rock-solid source of truth.

On a different note, it is difficult from this side of the Atlantic to gauge what is the media frenzy du jour. You’d think the internet knew no bounds, but unless you also go check the front page of the New York Post you are at risk of missing the local story everybody’s talking about. For example, has the above story already enjoyed 2 days of over exposure, or is it about to be picked up, or will it pass under the radar screen? Difficult to tell. Suffice to say it is not a story that will perk European ears.

The Europeans, of course, have their own conspiracy theories to debunk.

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Virtually There

I am listening to WNYC on the stereo. It’s 4 am in New York so the BBC is on. Soon, the news shows will start for the earliest of commuters. I’ve already checked the Wall Street Journal and New York TImes. In the NYT, there is a report on Bloomberg’s Mayor’s Management Report, which this year has an interactive component. I check the East Village and find, to my surprise, there was only 1 murder in the 12 months to June 2002. I would love to see a chart of that number for the past 20 years.

Later today, I will log on to my computers on Rector Street through a secure connection. I might do a spot of programming on them, or perhaps do some hedging if I need to fill in for someone. I will stay in touch with friends via the same email and instant messaging addresses as before.

So, you see, it is possible to be in more than one place at the same time. Physically, it is impossible to get a Volcano Roll at Zen One. But I’ve traded that in for yesterday’s late summer sailing trip with Joachim through the Stockholm Archipelago to Sandhamn, a beautiful and secluded island.

Return to Barcelona

I was last in Barcelona 10 years ago, almost to the day, after having spent the Olympics there chauffeuring (and sometimes translating) for the Belgian Olympic team. Guess which aspect of the job made it to my CV. My parents had been posted here as Consul-General for the previous 4 years, which meant that I had visited Barcelona for most holidays, learning Spanish for 2-week stints at a time, making temporary friends here or importing my own for the duration of my stay, from college in Brussels.

My job with the Belgian Olympic team had not exactly been the result of nepotism: how many French, English, Dutch and Spanish-speaking college-age kids had spent the previous few years tearing through the new highways that had just been built, or the center’s one-way warren? Well, just me, I maintain, and Jan Vlieghe, whom I knew from college.

One thing I like to believe about myself is that I have remained pretty much constant, identity-wise, over the past decade. It occurred to me, as I arranged this 2-day stopover on the way to Sweden, that comparing my reaction to Barcelona now versus my memory of Barcelona then would be a good experiment to test this theory. Not wholly scientific, of course, and let me count the ways why not: Barcelona will have changed too; and I am the sole judge, jury and executioner of this little game. But then, you should always read blogs with a grain of salt. I may not even be Stefan Geens at all, but a clever impostor. Maybe I am Stefan Geens and an imposter. Now there is a thought.

First impressions were not good. The airport terminal is no longer as glossy as it first was–and they’ve given up on the palm trees. The arrivals hall was foggy from the cigarette smoke; halogen lights in the ceiling burned cones of blue-grey into the haze. Of course I no longer smoke; but would I have lit up 10 years ago upon arrival? No. Not without a gin and tonic in my other hand.

I found my hotel in the Barrio Gothico, just off Placa del Pi, my favorite place in the City. I had spent many a late night here sitting by the statue of the man on the bench, or on the first-floor balcony of Julie’s room in the hostel, smoking a joint with her and Mathias as we watched the hustle below. If my parents only knew.

Well, they know now. (Hi mum!) Barcelona took a while longer to like this time. It was night as I started off towards Placa Reial, where the poorer and the more down and out (who tend to reposition themselves as Anarchists) tend to loiter. I used to gravitate more towards this aspect of Barcelona last time I was here. Not the people, but the nightlife that catered to the more bohemian in spirit–SideCar, Carmen (now gone). Not anymore. Maybe because it was Monday, but there was garbage everywhere, and as it was being hauled away by the garbage collectors after the weekend it leaked and stank.

It was the other Barcelona I couldn’t get enough of this time. The urban planning. The design. The architecture. Gaudi Gaudi Gaudi.

The Sagrada Familia: Last time I was here, Julie, Mathias and I lay on our backs and smoked a joint as we stared up at the towers against moving clouds, and they appeared to fall on us for an eternity (Strange, I just now had a flashback of seeing this optical illusion with the World Trade Center towers a few years ago). But the Sagrada Familia spirals are already a trip. And the cathedral is now once again in full construction, not the husk I saw it as last time. It is spectacular, in its folly, in its madcapness, in its sense of humor. It inspires awe, as cathedrals were meant to do. But sorry, no conversions to Catholicism to report here.

La Pedrera: 12 years ago we’d shout out to the concierge and he’d let us clamber to the roof for a look. Now there are lines–LINES, I tell you–for the guided tour. It must be that global demand for originality is being ratcheted up. But the upside is a free exhibit of Gaudi’s furniture and interior design on the first floor. There are some stunning pieces in there.

Which leads me to my main realization of this trip and the money shot of this blog: That the world’s best cities are there for you for life. They grow with you as you grow up, and offer you different things as you progress in your life’s trajectory. Barcelona and New York do this to a T. While 10 years ago I was above all enamored by the underground nightlife Barcelona had to offer, this time around it was a renewed appreciation of the aggressive city-zenship of the place, of the civic pride in its history as an anarchic force of design and architecture, fiercely independent with its Catalan heritage and with a reputation as Spain’s hardest workers.

This is the Barcelona I fell in love with all over again–the productive and creative outcroppings of its bohemian anarchic tendencies. And I even found the symbol of this realization scrawled on a wall in the Barrio Gothico: The “A” inside a circle that represents the symbol of the Anarchist movement had been improved by some wit with a “(tm)” sign. THAT is Barcelona. I’m sorry, it’s a bit trite, but it’s too true: The rebellious streak corporatized.

The Barrio has been undergoing gentrification too, with designer bars creeping in on where hookers used to hang out, but whereas the forces of urban wealth advance unchallenged in NYC, here, they are fighting a pitched battle, with nighttime graffiti recovering territory it has lost to the day.

My smoking career began here in Barcelona, at the old Cafe Zurich on the Placa Catalunya (now replaced with the new Cafe Zurich–same location, new building). It remains the city’s main meeting place, just as a cortado remains the best coffee I know. I can sugar it as much or as little as I like (unlike in Greece, where it’s a sugar sludge you get to drink) and it’s just the right amount of milk mixed with espresso, without having to wade through inches of foam first. I would sit at the aluminum tables, wearing sunglasses, cortado in the left hand a Fortuna Light in the right hand, watching people or positioning within the Spanish language group (yes I was 20 and not as mature as today–I would not deign to position within a Spanish Language group today–I’m about to position in a Swedish language group instead.)

There is a particular smell about Barcelona: 1 part diesel, 1 part moped fuel, with notes of perfume (I believe there is a lot of eau de cologne used here) and cigarette smoke. Sweet and compelling.

And I’ve seen my first Belgians since being back on the continent! I’ve spied them in bars, discussion the evening’s plans in Flemish–and at the Sagrada Familia (“Da’s nogal iets, ni? Jah, edde gij da kunne filme? Neye, ik heb gene band nimer. Da’s pech hebbe.”) It’s bizarre to find them so far away from home. I had no idea they traveled.

Another thing I felt since I’ve been here but which I only just managed to articulate: There is no dread of possible terrorist attacks in the back of one’s mind here. Sure, the South of Spain has had its share this summer, thanks to ETA, but there is a distinct feeling here (and in Athens) that the locals will escape what’s next. In New York, it’s no use denying, this is a persistent if subconscious hum of a question, left hanging. Airport security was lax in Barcelona. My carry-on, laden with computer and iPod and hard drive, had attracted Israeli and New York airport security scrutiny like vultures to carrion (ha ha). But not in Athens or Barca. They yawned me through.

And finally, I am glad to note that my Spanish has come welling back. Despues instead of dopo, puedo instead of posso, cuenta instead of conto. All it took was immersion into a Spanish environment. I had though I had lost my Spanish forever, exchanged for a knowledge of Italian. It now appears the two languages may be fungible.

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The importance of being Ernst

I’ve just finished Boo Hoo, the story of the rise and fall of boo.com, written by its CEO, the Swede Ernst Malmsten. I think he was too nice to everybody in the book, himself included. Basically, it was nobody’s fault, he says, just bad luck with the timing of the dot com collapse. He never ever questions the basic business premise–that people are eager to buy such a non-commodity as a fashion item over the internet. Gap clothes, yes, they are a commodity, and I could see myself order another 2 pairs of khakis size 34, or The Great gatsby from Amazon, especially as it is cheaper, or a ticket to Sweden. But a North Face jacket, with no discount? Never. I’d have to try it on, and I can do so down the road. Meanwhile, the entire opposite sex and Felix actually relish the tactile shopping experience.

I remember encountering boo.com through the Industry Standard articles and dismissing it then for precisely those reasons. Ernst seems not to see any difference between catalogue vendors such as L.L. Bean (online or otherwise) which peddle practical goods to rural types, and his target customer, the New Yorker who can pop around the corner to Urban Outfitters at 7pm on a Sunday.

Meanwhile, I learned yesterday that the 3rd partner, Frank, also wrote a book, alas only in Swedish, telling his side of the story, one in which Ernst is portrayed much less flatteringly. Another great reason to learn Swedish, ja?

If I had millions I don’t think I would have invested in boo.com. But then, this was way back in 1999; they hadn’t even invented blogs then. (To be fair though, sighs.com has existed since 1995, making it the world’s first blog way before the term was coined, replete with last articles at the top and all. Wouldn’t want to take anything away from the people responsible for sighs.com)

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Nationalist Geographic

We went to Jericho two days ago, and then on to Qumran, where they discovered the Dead Sea Scrolls. In Jericho we visited a school run by Franciscan monks for the local kids, who are predominantly Muslim. In the main hallway, a Palestinian flag. On closer inspection, you notice that the flag is drawn inside the borders of greater Israel, including the West Bank and Gaza, without any sign of borders. Hmm.

In Qumran, the Israel Nature and Parks Authority manages an excellent archeological site of an Essene community that perished 2000 years ago, but not before burying their manuscripts in nearby caves. The brochure has a map of the sites the Authority manages. it’s a map of greater Israel, including the West Bank and Gaza, without any sign of borders. Hmm.

There is a difference between the two maps, though. The Palestinian outline of greater Israel does not include the Golan.