Hollywood smitten with God, God smites back

God punishes Joe Eszterhas for Showgirls, although Joe is under the impression that his smoking is to blame, so he makes a deal with God and writes a New York Times opinion piece urging others to stop glamorizing cigarettes. If God is so worried about the risks we run if we smoke, why can’t God just make smoking safe?

Meanwhile, National Rifle Association President and one-time Red Sea parter Charlton Heston may have Alzheimer’s. Let’s just hope he remembers the gun safety rules–or else we might have to take away his gun license.

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Trend watch – Post-nuptial agreements

Just seen on CNBC: A segment on the post-nuptial agreement (!) for those who forgot to get a pre-nup. How on earth is the husband (say) supposed to breach the topic to his wife after years of marriage without completely ruining said marriage? And why would anybody in their right mind sign a post-nup? I’d call my divorce lawyer instead, because you know the other shoe is about to drop. Pre-nups are stupid, Post-nups are beyond belief.

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World Trade Center update

I agree with Felix that I don’t really like any of the proposals; they remind me too much of Canberra, or Brasilia–mainly because of the unimaginative repetitive blandness these towers exhude. But there are some elements I like, that I hope they will keep in the final proposal:

I like the fact that all proposals reconstitute Greenwich street, a portion of which was erased when the WTC was built in the early 70s. It opens up the whole area, and connects Tribeca to the financial district in a much more organic fashion.

I like the idea of a tunnel for most traffic on West street, with green replacing concrete. This also opens up the whole World Financial Center area to the rest of the city, without the need to commute over an 8-lane highway via one of three pedestrian bridges as was the case before.

I like demolishing the huge damaged black building on the Southern end of the WTC site, as the proposals suggest. I believe it is the Deutsche Bank building, and it is ugly.

But I do not like the Memorial Square proposal Felix fancies. I know he only likes it because he is a sucker for Opera. My problem with it is that the square is surrounded by a “multi-level public arcade” which in effect visually cuts off the whole space from the rest of the city. And these public arcades are reminiscent of the well-intentioned public spaces constructed in the 60s that proved way larger than human scale, and which we shunned.

The proposals are disappointing. Where is our Guggenheim Bilbao? Our Sydney Opera House? Our Sagrada Familia? (Great caption, by the way, to the Sagrada Familia photo.)

Emerging trend watch

Clubs have always had DJs. They would bring their records and spin. More recently, DJs have been been using laptops to create live music from prerecorded loops and samples, and they often do so at Open Air, a bar on my block in the East Village.

Now, we are beginning to see VJs performing live mixing of video to accompany the music. Thanks to Apple technology, all you need is two PowerBook laptops, Final Cut Pro, a mixing panel and lots of footage. The best practitioners of this new art are playing in the East Village at an event called Lapdance, on July 18.

World Cup redux

Good guys finish last. Belgium got the Cup’s equivalent of ‘A for effort’ by winning FIFA’s fair play award. If only we’d taken out Ronaldo properly when we had the chance–a red card would have been a small price to pay for a trip to the quarter finals.

And here is a piece where Kim argues that the old powerhouse teams like Italy and France should have won even when they lost against upstarts Korea and Senegal. Complaining about “underdog overload” is like a butler lamenting the demise of old money because the nouveau riche have no class. But then, arguing for the maintenance of the status quo is, after all, the job of the WSJ editorial team.

But Kim does bring up an important question:

“What was a poor fan to do when the underdogs were playing each other? Senegal-Turkey? (Poor, African recipient of World Bank loans? Or poor, Muslim recipient of IMF loans?) I considered flipping a coin.”

The correct answer is to support whatever country threw in its lot with the kindler, gentler, poverty fighting World Bank, and to oppose all evil manifestations of austerity inducing IMF policies. That, at least, is what Joe Stiglitz would have done and he tells you why in Globalization and its Discontents, reviewed here by Felix. I’m reading it now and will report back. PS: Senegal is Muslim too.

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Cup Runneth Over-time

Another reason why the east coast is better than the west coast: New York cops don’t care if England fans are screaming their heads off in your bar over pints of ale at 7am, while in San Francisco they’ll raid you if you give out free coffee after 2am.

World Cup predictions? Ideal finals would be Germany-Turkey (for the geopolitical implications) and Brazil-Korea (for the effect it will have on football’s popularity in Asia if Korea wins, as well as the blow to Brazil’s ego).

Movies: Minority Report

Minority Report is a fantastic movie that everybody must rush to go see twice. It melds Spielberg’s knack for movie magic with riveting science fiction, and pays plenty of tributes to previous science fiction classics. And finally a director has managed to create a blockbuster movie with a wholly convincing future world that does NOT look like a Blade Runner clone–unlike most other recent science fiction, including Attack of the Clones and The Fifth Element. A big influence is A Clockwork Orange: look for such details as the eye operation and the drunk in the hallway–but also in the dystopian aspects of the society that is portrayed.

The plot is complicated, and Kim has rightly pointed out a problem that I haven’t found a satisfying answer for in the newsgroups, though others there have noted it. Spoilers follow, so please see the movie first…

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Pre-cogs can see murders that will happen in the future unless they are prevented by the pre-crime police. One way to make a pre-cog see a future murder is to hire an assassin–as with the ploy to kill Agatha’s mother. But the way in which John Anderton is set up doesn’t seem to fit this requirement. All we have is a paradox, because it is not enough to hire somebody to wait to be killed–this is not sufficient cause for a murder to happen: the intended murderer–Anderton–only starts the chain of events when he sees himself in the pre-cog’s vision. Director Burgess does not appear to have any control as to whether the pre-cogs see this particular future and show it to Anderton–and so he gets set up–or see a future in which Anderton does nothing, in which case nothing would have happened and there would not have been a setup.

Is all that Burgess does hire a murder victim? That to me seems insufficient to propel the plot. But perhaps I’ve missed something, and I need a second viewing. In the newsgroups, some argued that indeed this is enough. Others noted the special aspects of a future that is perceived by a intended perpetrator–in other words, only in Anderton’s case was it sufficient to merely hire an intended victim, because he has access to futures, including his own, and is in a unique position to act on this pre-cognition. Burgess would know this.

My own theory is that Agatha is much more of a plot driver than we are let on. She shows the stored memory of her mother’s murder to Anderton in order to set him on a path to solving it. Part of this process involves Burgess trying to derail him, and in doing so he is shown to be the villain, and the murder of Agatha’s mother is solved. There are still some loose ends here, but I will go see the movie again and check if this interpretation stands up to scrutiny.

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Belgique: Nul Points!

And so Belgium’s World Cup ambitions end with a 2-0 loss against Brazil, despite an early Belgian goal that was disallowed by a blind referee and some great game play that made the Brazlians look decidedly un-stellar. Of the 4 teams I’ve been rooting for (in order of allegiance: Belgium, Sweden, England, US) England and the US have made it to the quarter-finals. Looking more and more possible: an England – Germany final rematch.

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