Blog map of NYC

Blog maps: what a great idea, and probably the next big thing in the blogging universe. Of course, New York is leading the charge: nycbloggers.com is a gorgeously designed site with a great concept–using subway maps to drill down to local blogs while preserving their privacy.

But the content referenced by nycbloggers.com is what’s most compelling. I never partake in online chats because anonymous opinions tend to the utterly stupid. Blogs, meanwhile, are personal and have a reputation to defend, so there is room for intersecting interests. One obvious interest that strangers share is their neighborhood–but until now, there was no way of linking blogspace to meatspace. Blogmaps do precisely that. I look forward to scanning through all the East Village blogs, and then virtually foraying into Brooklyn along the N/R.

And when you’re done, here is a Belgian/Dutch blogmap to peruse.

Continue reading

But is it Art?

I was in London a few weeks ago, and I was very impressed with the Tate Modern, London’s newest major art destination. But that was before I saw Body Worlds, an exhibit of plastinated dead humans currently showing in a converted brewery in London’s East End.

The abstract expressionists I had seen nary an hour earlier were beginning to feel rather flat by the time I saw the man with his skin draped over his arm like a wetsuit. And Damien Hirst’s cut-up cow proved no match for the man sliced up like so much mortadella.

To quote AbFab:

“It’s a dead body, Pats.”

“Patsy: Yeah, but is it art, Eddie?”

It’s a valid question. The exhibit is careful not to bill itself as an art show but as a scientific exploration of the human body. The first plastinated people encountered are indeed displayed in scientifically credible ways—smokers lungs are interspersed with metastasized organs and brains with strokes (“Ooh, that’s what it looks like inside Margaret Thatcher’s head,” I found myself thinking before I perished the thought.) Standard high school science lab fodder.

As the exhibit progresses, though, variations on a theme emerge: A man sitting down to play chess has his spinal cord is exposed; a man riding a plastinated horse holds his own brain in his right hand, the horse’s brain in his left; A pregnant female nude reclines, fetus exposed, striking a pose; and another man’s organs are stacked vertically in a manner reminiscent of Francis Bacon’s Triptychs.

In these cases it is clear to me that Professor Gunther von Hagen, the inventor of the preservation process and the creator of this exhibit, is making artistic claims, even if he is not claiming to be an artist. And here we can ask, how good is the art?

The British, whose modern artists have a fine infatuation with death, decay and the macabre, are flocking in droves to see it. But the reality of the exhibit is a lot more palatable than it sounds.

First off, the plastinated people are anonymous; their facial skin is stripped away, and underneath, it turns out, we all look rather similar. In this respect the exhibit is somewhat tamer than the Warhol images of accidents and suicides on show at the Tate, where the identities of the dead are clearly visible. If it is voyeurism, Body Worlds’ is a more innocent variety, akin to that of a documentary where the heads of the participants have been blurred out.

And for me, at least, Body Worlds fulfilled its role as art by forcing me to re-view the world around me; I began observing the live human visitors as much as the dead exhibits. That cute woman in the halter-top leaning over the chess player, how many chemical processes is she from being the art? How beautiful would she be if stripped down to her organs? Beauty seemed not so much skin deep as just skin, at times, but then near the end of the exhibit there was a complete set of human blood vessels suspended in clear liquid, and that too was undeniably beautiful, if not exactly in the you’re-cute-let’s-have-a-drink sense.

The impression that I am a walking collection of body parts—all of which have ample opportunities to fail—became rather inescapable. It’s a novel way to identify with the art, and it sets this exhibit apart from its freak show cousins. Circus sideshows endeavor to accentuate the strange and the abnormal for the sake of a cheap thrill—we try not to get too close, and are encouraged to recoil uneasily, guilty for feeling lucky. In Body Worlds, on the other hand, we are encouraged to take long, close, well-lit if not lingering looks, and the diseases on show are for the main part a checklist of all the banal ways we’ll die.

How to outdo this? Dead people have long been on show—witness the mummy Queens in the British Museum and Westminster Hall—but never, I think, has exhibitionism been taken so literally. I predict celebrity plastinations. Might Damien Hirst decide that the only thing more precocious than living for his art is to become it? Maybe plastination might not be Hirst’s preferred medium for conveying the transience of identity. All this recent toying with rotting animal carcasses will seem so bourgeois by the time he throws himself to the lions—literally, this time. Starving artists, anyone?

Continue reading

Sharbat Gula

National Geographic has tracked down the subject of one of its most famous covers ever. The beautiful Pashtun girl with bright green eyes could have been a supermodel here in the west; instead, she married, bore 4 children, lived through 17 more years of war and poverty, and wears the veil. Sharbat Gula’s new portrait, when juxtaposed with the old, is just as powerful. The eyes are paler now, the veil is duller, the face fuller, the stare now more weary than defiant. Seventeen years seem to have passed so fast since I first saw the picture as a teenager in Sydney. I’ve often stared back at the original portait, and sometimes wondered where and what she was up to. The story is in the April 2002 issue of National Geographic Magazine.

Zen One on St. Marks

Six years ago Tom Atkins and Uta Harnischfeger introduced me to Sandobe, a miniscule 4-table Korean sushi den on 11th & 1st run by a genial husband-and-wife chef-and-waitress team. For a while, it was our secret–we’d rush in at least once a week to inhale the flawless seaweed and cucumber salad appetizer, and watch some of New York’s freshest fish cut into delectable rainbow rolls or Stefan rolls. Slowly.

But then word got out. The restaurant expanded, and expanded again; the chef delegated to a team of new chefs; the East Village was discovered by people who 2 years previous would have preferred a holiday in Haiti to a jaunt down Saint Marks; the experience became diluted as reams of diners who just didn’t know any better became Sandobe’s mainstay; they barely noticed the seaweed salad and quaffed their shabby rolls contentedly.

I’m glad he cashed in, but my East Village sushi dealer was no longer providing me with the fix I needed, and for the past few years I’ve been using sushi at Takahachi, a very capable restaurant populated by virtuoso chefs and rightly popular for it. But for all the obvious bliss of dipping a piece of slightly seared pepper-crusted tuna into mustard sauce and then into one’s mouth, Takahachi lacks the intimacy and personal attention I’ve craved ever since the early days of Sandobe.

It seems the prayers I would have said had I been religious but which I didn’t because I’m not have finally been answered, in the form of Zen One, a new miniscule 4-table sushi restaurant that opened this week–a mere 6 flights of stairs below my apartment, on the ground floor of 109 Saint Marks. They too have a husband-and-wife team; they too have a great seaweed appetizer, but here the cucumber is laced with crab, and it works. The first time I ate at Zen One they brought out what looked like an ancient earthenware Korean Bunsen burner, and placed on it an open-faced clam that proceeded to cook in its own juices. It was incredibly tasty, but fun too, and it was presented with a sense of humor. The rolls are delicious, and the presentation is beautiful. I’ll be dragging everybody there in the coming months, as long as they know how to keep a secret.

Continue reading

Salmon has now gone mad

Salmon has now gone mad. Just this weekend, he’s posted no fewer than 2 new pieces on l’affair Sullivan — an affair, I hasten to add, which he single-handedly created.

He seems to be an expert at following up a valid point with something completely barmy. Here’s an example:

“Austerlitz had another effect on me, too: I intend to go out later today and purchase a small pocket camera which I can load with black and white film and carry around with me at all times, in much the same way as Sebald did.” (my italics)

Salmon also seems to have a huge chip on his shoulder that Romenesko doesn’t link to him, seeing the mediagossip supremo as a prime mover in the Liberal Media Conspiracy. Bollocks, Felix: Romenesko doesn’t link to you because you don’t provide fixed links!

Continue reading

The Oscars bet

For the record, here is the bet between Felix Salmon and myself:

“BVC” shall mean “bottle of vintage champagne” throughout. “LOTR” shall mean “Lord of the Rings“.

Stefan shall provide Felix with one BVC immediately.

Then:

-If LOTR ever outgrosses “Jurassic Park” on http://us.imdb.com/Charts/usatopmovies, Felix shall give Stefan 2 BVCs.

-If LOTR wins both “Best Director” and “Best Picture” at the Oscars, Felix shall give Stefan 2 BVCs.

-If LOTR wins either “Best Director” or “Best Picture” at the Oscars (but not both), Felix shall give Stefan 1 BVC.

-If LOTR wins neither “Best Director” nor “Best Picture” at the Oscars, Stefan shall give Felix another 2 BVCs.

Continue reading