The prime of summer

I’m now going to cash in two weeks out of the six annually I have just alotted myself as vacation from long-form blogging on stefangeens.com. When I return, I expect the site to have been redesigned, because site design to me is a bit like gardening — hands-on but aesthetically pleasing in prearticulate ways — and that is exactly the change I need“Whatever information aesthetics conveys is prearticulate — the connotation of the color and shapes of letters, not the meanings of the words they form. Aesthetics conjures meaning in a subliminal, associational way, as our direct sensory experience reminds us of something that is absent, a memory or an idea. Those associations may be universal, the way Disney’s big-eyed animals play on the innate human attraction to babies. Or they may change from person to person, place to place, moment to moment.” Virginia Postrel, The Substance of Style..

I’ve also been thinking about making changes to the kind of content I post. I’ve figured out the short essay format now, so I was toying with the idea of forbidding it — all English-language prose, actually — as an allowable form for future postings here. Since blogging should be a learning experience, I figured, I should allow myself to write only in Swedish, Dutch, French, and in English rhyming couplets.

I soon realized that not even I would want to read such a blog, so that would probably be taking things too far. Still, I like the idea of a blog aiming to minimize its readership as a means of staying true to itself, and to that end I think I will write more quirkily in the future, and lie on occassion, and blur fact and fiction when it suits me. I think that writing to the expectations of a readership can increase visits in the short term at the expense of what the author feels might be most important, just like a political party that gravitates towards the center in a bid at popularity loses its soul in the process. So consider this realignment an attempt to avert the fate of Sweden’s Folkpartiet.

Quirkiness? Minimizing readership? Here is an example of what I mean: Over the next few weeks I want to read/reread the following books: Lee Smolin’s Three Roads to Quantum Gravity; Gödel’s Proof; a very well-reviewed book (available free in its entirety online) on the Riemann Hypothesis; and the relevant bits about Rule 30 in Wolfram’s A New Kind of Science (available online free as well). The reason? I need all four to explore the idea that there is no randomness, after all, at the quantum level in the universe, but that things are strictly determininistic, the result of unfathomably many simple processes leading to complex states for which there is no precise description shorter than actually running the universe from scratch — hence the ability of scientific equations to describe aggregate properties of systems but not predict exact statesEarlier posts about this stuff:
“Time is Discrete”
My Rule 30 Flash app
. Is there something akin to Rule 30 dictating interactions between the smallest possible units of space-time, churning out complexity in the form of particles? Is that the Theory of Everything? I need to repolish my tools for understanding at least a bastardized version of such a possible ToE if and when it is discovered in my lifetime.

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From an amazing online tutorial on the distribution of prime numbers.
What do Riemann and Gödel have to do with this? For me, prime numbers represent a basic graininess in mathematics — The Riemann zeta function approximates their distribution, but cannot predict precisely when they occur, in my mind providing an analogy to how rule 30 might create grainy results at the quantum level that equations can only approximate in the aggregate. Meanwhile, Gödel mapped — using prime numbers — statements about numbers to statements about logic, and showed that just as there will always be new (prime) numbers that are not the product of smaller numbers, there will always be new truthful logical statements that are not provable using more basic axioms. (At least that’s my current layman’s understanding of his proof, but I may be off, and hence the need of a reread.) If an eventual Smolin/Makropoulou-Kalamara ToE posits the universe is a huge distributed computer, then Gödel’s work, dealing as it does with number patterns, would be directly applicable! It would be a beautiful way of showing how our universe’s logic and the basic quantum structure of space-time are inseparable, one the corollary of the other.

During the next few weeks, I will still be blogging away at MemeFirst. Meanwhile, also, check out Anthony Lane’s love letter to Ingmar Bergman in The New Yorker, on the occasion of a Bergman retrospective at the Film Forum in New York. It sounds like he actually flew to Stockholm a few weeks ago just to get in the mood:

The weekend before your first Bergman movie, take a flight to Stockholm and, once there, a ferry out to the islands. This will not be hard, the capital itself being composed of fourteen islands, and the archipelago to the east offering twenty-four thousand more. Nowhere in Europe can you quit civilization and find yourself in wilderness with such speed, and that transition alone is a key to the dreams of escape in early Bergman, and to his later nightmares about what we may discover in our isolation. Think of Monika and her beau, the camera pitching slightly on the prow of their boat as it chugs through the city and out into open water; think of the two women, the silent patient and her chattering nurse, who hole up on a stony isle in “Persona”; think, finally, of Bergman, who has based himself since 1966 on that same hideaway, Fårö, a hundred miles south of Stockholm, and who chose it, two years later, as the site of “Hour of the Wolf” and of his coruscating war film “Shame.” Thanks to jet lag, you will have a chance to follow the arc of a Swedish summer evening. All the passages in Bergman, you will realize, where the characters are too hazy and restive, and the heavens too bright, for any hope of repose are not just fanciful conceits or loaded metaphors. They are weather reports, and when the girl in “Summer Interlude” recalls, “There was no time to sleep,” she is referring not only to endless sex, fine proposition though that is, but to the sacramental whiteness of the nights.

Bergman’s evocations of Swedish summers have clearly been the catalyst for many a foreigner’s fantasies about Sweden, not least Lane’s. To see what he means, catch Summer with Monika if you can.

If on a summer's night…

While walking up the stairs after my run today I thought I might write boastfully here about my first sub-hour circumnavigation of Södermalm, and how I did it solo, without a wheezing bouncing Joachim by my side, after he broke an agreement to come running with me, citing prior children.

But taunting Joachim like that would not be nice, so I won’t, though I fear you might be disappointed by what then remains of my post: sage descriptions of jogging Swedes that crossed my path in droves as I squinted into the late evening sunlight, a segue into how healthy Swedes are; how, more generally, duktig they are in everything they do. I’d then have to explain the word duktig to you, and recount how Emma once said there is no accurate English equivalent. It does not merely mean “good, able, capable;” there is an element of relentless self-improvement implied by its use; it is an inner initiative to learn from mistakes that makes Swedes duktigIKEA pitches in with an illustrated example of the word duktig.. At least all those who are not slarvig.

Or I might try to recount the thought processes of an hour-long run, how fragments of a rather good short story I had read just previously came back at odd moments, but I’d just embellish it, and maybe even make stuff up, like for example how some people can look like they are running fast when they are not, and vice versa — I just thought of that now. In any case, such writing would come across as earnest, and we hate that.

Perhaps I should just start a new genre where I do not actually write a blog but just describe imagined blog entries that I have not written. Noncommittal writing, I would call it, and I would engage in it in the more transient phases of my life, when nothing is really certain or cherished notions are in a state of flux, when writing down thoughts would give them more permanence than they deserve, like putting shacks up on the World Heritage List. And there is something wonderfully Calvinoesque or Borgesian to it all. Maybe I should just post reviews of my imagined rants, pronounce them the work of genius, but report back inexpertly and confused, and depend instead on the imagination of readers to construct something of proper greatness out of them.

Heart of Twilight

In my continuing mission to infiltrate the Swedish psyche I managed to finagle my way into a proper Swedish student ball over the weekend. By proper, I mean tails for the boys, ballroom dresses for the girls, white gloves, dinner speeches, toasts, snaps, drinking songs, <a href="http://www.dlc.fi/~marianna/gourmet/punsch.htm"punsch, a 12-piece orchestra, ballroom dancing, and then, at 2.30 am, as the glow of morning twilight began brightening the proceedings, an ABBA medley.

It’s all beginning to make glorious sense.

Favorite drinking song of the evening: A subversive rendition of The Internationale, which now goes like this:

More snaps in the glas,
more glasses on the table.
More tables at the party,
more parties on this earth.
 
More earths around the moon,
more moons around Mars.
More marching to Skåne (the region),
more Skåne (the snaps) God bless
bless bless.
Mera brännvin i glasen,
mera glas på vårt bord.
Mera bord på kalasen,
mer kalas på vår jord.
Mera jordar kring månen,
mera månar kring Mars.
Mera marscher till Skåne,
mera Skåne gud bevars,
bevars bevars.

I mangled it con molto gusto.

For longtime followers of this site, the ball also provided an opportunity to lay to rest vicious recurring rumors that Steffanie and I are one and the same person. The visual evidence is presented on her site.

Top ten things I hate about Stockholm, VI

The Sixth in an occasional series.
 
Ten: Predatory seating
Nine: Culinary relativism
Eight: Preëmptive planning
Seven: Premature mastication
Six: Irrational discalceation
Five: Radiotjänst i Kiruna AB

So, Radiotjänst, let me get this straight: If I own, rent, borrow, find, inherit or assemble one or more televisions in my household, I must pay you $20 a month in protection money. If I do not pay you, you are authorised by the state to inspect my home to verify that it does not contain devices capable of receiving television signals. And you tell me all this with a severed horse’s head lovely postcard, inviting me to come clean before, any day now, you send in the goons. And you are doing this for my own (cultural) goodAs your FAQ helpfully points out, such devices include TVs, video players with tuning capabilities, computers with TV tuners built in, video cameras with tuners, and DVD recorders..

Are you mad?

Before your impending visit, let me enumerate some ethical and pragmatic difficulties I have with your existence.

First off, I don’t actually mind paying for a service that I did not ask for and rarely use. My taxes go towards such services all the time — for example, plowing Kiruna streets. By all means, then, use money from income tax I’ve paid to encourage television viewing among small children and to shield me from ads in movies I don’t watch. It’s a price I’m willing to pay for living in a modern society. However, stop pretending you are only asking for money from consumers of Swedish public radio and television, and that this makes your actions equitable. You are doing nothing of the sort. You are asking for money from possessors of television receivers, which is a stupid criteria for public television consumption, let alone public radio consumption.

Maybe it made sense once, in the 1950s, when only the richest Swedes had televisions, and there was nothing else they could do with them but watch what the airwaves providedWas there a radio license then as well?. These days, televisions are used to watch cable television, videos, DVDs, satellite broadcasts, to play video games and, in my case, to monitor video editing efforts on my Mac.

At this point, Radiotjänst, you might be tempted to retort that almost everybody who has a television uses it to watch Swedish public broadcasting at one point. If you make that point, however, you should also admit that almost every household has a television, in which case we should pay for the programming out of state coffers, much like how Swedish universities are fully subsidized by taxesIn fact, far fewer Swedes attend university than possess televisions. And opera, which is also subsidized by tax money, has a minuscule audience compared to public radio and television.. This, at least, is a sound policy, debatable on political grounds alone.

Unfortunately, such a setup would render your “services” superfluous and save us all a lot of money. I can therefore understand, Radiotjänst, why you insist on a user-pays policy. But let me at least suggest proper user-pays setups, in order of increasing fairness: Pay per television and radio (as a tax at time of purchase). Pay per man-hours spent using these devices. Pay per man-hours spent consuming public broadcasting on these devices. Pay per man-hours spent enjoying public broadcasting (with refunds for the Eurovision Song Contest). Now that would be fair, though unenforcable.

At least that’s better than unfair and unenforcable, which, it turns out, is the policy you have currently in place. I’ve actually checked up on your enforcement actions with friends — all those in attendance at a dinner party last night have at one time been paid a visit by your operatives, and you’ll be chagrined to hear that we shared successful tactics for evading your attempts at intrusion. It turns out that you do not in fact have the authority to enter our homes. (A pity, that. I was working up some real righteous indignation.) Instead, when you knock on our doors, you tend to crane your neck as you talk to us in search for that tell-tale television glow behind us. All I need to do, it turns out, is assure you, officer, that I do not have a television, and no, you may not come in. It will be my pleasure.

PS: How’s the job satisfaction? Kiruna getting you down?

Two-minute taxes

May 3 was the deadline for declaring one’s taxes in Sweden. As I am far more efficient under deadline, I left everything until the last minute. It turns out I gave myself far too much time — paying taxes in Sweden is the easiest thing in the world.

How easy? A few weeks ago, a piece of paper arrived in the mail. It’s a 1-page tax-return form… already filled out with my consolidated salary from last year. You can amend it (or not), sign it and give it back, and you’ve done your taxes. But you can do even less: You can text-message your approval, or amend it online, using your on-line banking security codes. And today, Skatteverket, the tax agency, already had statistics [Swedish] for us: Over a million Swedes filed electronically (out of almost 9 million Swedes; no word yet on how many filed in total), of which 87,189 did so via SMS.

As the tax agency headquarters are in my neighborhood, I decided to deliver my papers by hand. Skatteverket is open until midnight on tax day, and I headed for it in the gloam of a foggy, humid evening. Huge slotted boxes outside the office were being stuffed by 1-page returns — no envelopes, no attachments; it was a bit like voting. Meanwhile, friendly Skatteverket workers had fanned out along the approach routes, collecting returns from people on their way to declaring. One worker even stood in the middle of Götgatan as drivers opened their windows and gave her their paperwork.

It was an impressive, efficient performance. When it comes to tax collection, big government clearly is best.

Top ten things I hate about Stockholm, V

The fifth in an occasional series.
 
Ten: Predatory seating
Nine: Culinary relativism
Eight: Preëmptive planning
Seven: Premature mastication
Six: Irrational discalceation.

This one really baffles me. If you’ve never been here you might think I’m exaggerating, but trust me, it’s a law of Swedish nature: Swedes will not enter anyone’s home until they’ve taken off their shoes.

I cannot figure out why. During my first few months here, in the autumn of 2002, I wandered about many a friend’s apartment, shod and oblivious to the silent anguish I was causing them as they followed me around in their socks, too polite to enforce the terms of use of their hardwood floors.

Then, in the winter, I too started taking off my heavy boots, caked in snow, as I got home. But this made sense — my boots were dirty. Come spring, however, there was no sign of this habit letting up among locals. Shoes came off indoors, even when it was sunny and dry outside and not a speck of dirt sullied new sneakersNow that I’ve experimented with unshod home life, I can tell you I don’t like it. Cooking without shoes makes me feel vulnerable. Likewise when I wash up the dishes. I feel like I use up socks too rapidly. I stub my toes. I can’t just go outside on a whim..

I’ve considered and subsequently discarded various theories as to what might explain this behavior. It cannot be that Swedes do not want to cause a ruckus with downstairs neighbors: Joachim and Elise have no-one living below them; and people who live in detached houses discalceate too. Is it a bizarre sock fetish? No, because many actually switch to slippers when they get home. Are Stockholm streets particularly prone to wayward dogpoop? On the contrary, they are completely devoid of gunk, slime, and the garbage juice that often finds its way onto New York pavements. Could it be that they are so enamored of their hardwood floors that they don’t wan’t to “use them up?” That would be a very curious departure from an otherwise vigorous culture of consumption: Swedes don’t encase the cushions of their IKEA furniture in plastic, for example, and they do actually use their espresso machines. Like I said, I’m baffled.

I now suspect it is a deep psychosis. Last weekend, when Christine, my Swedish teacher, came by for lessons on a dry and sunny day, I told her there was really no need to take off her shoes. She look so unhappy. “But it feels so wrong!” she said finally, staring at the floor she’d have to violate. She took her shoes off.

Oog goes Live

Oog is Dutch for eye, but now it is also the Geens family photoblog, and it has just gone live properly, with an installment of dad’s Ireland photos. As soon as we get them, you’ll find sis’s Galapagos pics there, and I plan to add the occasional scanned image from my negative colllection.

Feedback and suggestions are much appreciated.

Terrorism 101 at Skavsta

Previous RyanAir rants here, here and here.Written Saturday, between Skavsta and Brussels:

Everytime I pass through Skavsta Airport, it has doubled in size. With RyanAir‘s help, it now needs to accomodate many more passengers, and the result is a modest and pleasant work in progress, made from sober prefab hangars furnished with pine-wood furniture. It does the job of budget airport admirably.

Today, however, my progress through it happened far too efficiently. Unlike on previous occasions I’ve flown from Skavsta, neither RyanAir nor Swedish customs have any clue who is onboard the plane I am flying on now. I don’t know if this is a new and approved policy, but it amounts to a stunning security risk. I have just spent 20 minutes thinking up ways of exploiting it, and came up with two scenarios all by myself. And I’m very unimaginative when it comes to terrorism.

But first, here is how the boarding process worked today: I arrived at the check-in counter and gave the RyanAir employee my Belgian identity card, a reservation number and a piece of luggage. In return, I was handed a “boarding pass” — a laminated card with a sequential number on it, presumably with my name correlated to the number in her records — and a luggage ticket.

The security check involved showing the laminated card to a guard, placing the usual items in the x-ray machine, and pacing through the metal detector. Then, when it was time to board, I handed the card to a RyanAir employee and walked to the plane.

What’s wrong with this picture? First, there was no customs check, unlike on previous occasions. Swedish customs officials thus have no idea if anyone on this plane is on Interpol’s most-wanted list, perhaps travelling on a forged ID. Second, RyanAir has no clue if its passenger manifest is accurate: At boarding time, RyanAir personnel did not ask for my identity card to correlate it with the name I assume is attached to the number on my boarding pass.

This means, in effect, that after checking in, I could have given that laminated card to anyone, and that person could now be on the plane instead of me. Can you imagine this happening in the US? Does it take a local 9/11 to make Sweden take terrorism seriously? Could it be, I shudder to think, that there was no customs check today because it is the Easter holiday?

How to exploit this? Scenario number 1: Take some members of a terrorist group known to Interpol, have them travel to the airport with an equal number of new recruits with unblemished records, get the recruits to check in without a fuss, hand the boarding passes to the professionals, let them wear a discrete amount of semtex explosives on their person as they walk through the x-ray machine, and perhaps one of the new breed of porcelain guns. Stand at the front of the line for boarding, so you get the front-row seats nearest the cockpit. When you get near the nuclear reactors 30km north of Copenhagen, capital of a US ally in the war in Iraq, blow open the cockpit door, kill the pilots, and aim for the cooling towers. They’re easy to spot on a beautiful day like today on the Skavsta-Brussels route.

Scenario number 2: A variation on a theme that has already had proven results. Terrorist boyfriend with naive girlfriend and her baby plan a holiday. The kid gets to sit on the mother’s lap, just barely, so they only need two boarding passes. At the last minute, the boyfriend “forgets” something essential back home, but don’t worry, tickets are so cheap he will follow her and their luggage on the next flight. Since RyanAir tickets are not refundable, might as well use the second boarding pass for an extra seat for the baby; the flights are always full these days, and they don’t check the identity of passengers anyways. Boyfriend goes home, girlfriend blows up somewhere over Europe.

Am I exaggerating? Are these merely the rantings of somebody who had balcony views of 9/11? Could this never happen in Europe? Other European airports employ customs officials. Other airlines print names on boarding passes. Somebody here is saving money at the expense of security.

Written today, Between Brussels and Dublin:

Contrast the above with the state of affairs in Brussels: RyanAir gives me a printed, numbered boarding pass with my name written on it by the check-in attendant. A customs officer peers suspiciously at both my national ID card and boarding pass before I am let into the departure lounge. And when it is time to board, a RyanAir employee actively seeks out and compares the name on the boarding card with my ID card before I am allowed on the tarmac — no token efforts here. This is what I am used to. Skavsta is a security disaster waiting to happen.

Fredagsfyra v 14 – 04

It turns out I am named after the founder of the Serbian nation, Grand Zupan Stefan Nemanja. He atoned by becoming a monk and calling himself Simeon. They made him a saint for that.
 
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Frågor kommer från här.

1. Finns det någon historia bakom varför du heter som du heter?

Min far har alltid sagt att mitt namn kommer från en Serbisk kung. När jag föddes var han (min far, inte kungen) professor i ett Amerikanskt universitet in Schweiz för unga rika amerikanerna som inte ville dö i risfälten av Vietnam, och min far tog dem (amerikanerna, inte risfälten) på studieresor till Jugoslavien. Han lärde sig mycket Serbisk historia när min mor var gravid med mig.

Idag letade jag efter den här kungen. Det var Stefan Nemanja (1113-1200), vems titel var “Grand Zupan”, och han var grundläggare av serbiskt riket.

2. Om du skulle vara tvungen att ändra namn (ex. pga att Säpo är efter dig) vad skulle det då bli?

Stefan Nemanja ändrade sitt namn till Simeon när hon pensionerade sig och blev munk i 1196. Han byggde många kloster, inklusive Studenica, och efter han dog, blev han helgonförklarad. Så, kanske, skulle jag också bli Simeon.

3. Vilket är det finaste namn du vet?

Just nu är det “Grand Zupan.”

4. När du kollar ditt namn via den här filosofin, stämmer något?

Nej, tack.

1. Vilka bloggare är du mest avundsjuk på?

Erik Stattin av mymarkup. Jag hade ingen aning att han också skrev myAzzman. Men jag förstår inte varför han fortsätter idag? Första April är slut.

2. Vilka bloggare svärmar du för?

Eurotrash. Självklart. Hon är så… plump.

3. Vilken bloggare skulle du vilja vara?

Kronertrash. Finns inte. Ännu.

4. Om vad angick senaste inlägg du bestämde att inte publicera? Var det för personligt eller för dåligt skrivit eller ointressant? Eller har du aldrig censurerat din skrift?

En till inlägg om FolkPartiet. Något om orsaken varför supporten för FP minskar, enligt DNs opinionsundersökning. Min analys var att ett liberalt parti som blir mindre liberal ska inte attrahera röstare från SD, men istället ska bara förlora liberala röstare. Men Jag orkade inte skriva den om det skulle ha varit fyra inlägg i rad om Svensk politik.

Fredagsfyran

Basically, I have always disdained blog gimmicks like the Friday Five. In Sweden, this meme translates to the Friday Four, because Swedes are Lutherans. Still, I’ve begun to feel a strange, lemminglike compulsion to participate, so I’ve devised a way to preserve my hard-won reputation for high irony by making sure everybody knows I am participating just to practice my Swedish. Eller hur?Officiellt hatar jag fredagsfyran, eftersom det är självklart en förevändning för att kunna vara exhibitionistisk, på samma sätt som hur man spelade “Sanning eller konsekvens” som barn — du är “tvungen” att berätta om något du vanligen är för “blyg” för att prata om, även om i hemlighet du fantiserar att ditt privatliv är intressant. Så barnsligt! Kanske är det även varför du bloggar — du är flärdfull och ynklig.

Officiellt.

Inofficiellt tycker jag mycket om att läsa människors fredagsfyror. Inofficiellt, fantiserar jag om att delta, eftersom det verkar vara jätteroligt att blir lite mer exhibitionistisk, fast om jag deltog, skulle det betyder att jag är flärdfull och ynklig.

Det är naturligvisst självklart att jag aldrig är flärdfull och ynklig och exhibitionistisk, så jag har hittat en mycket bättre orsak varför jag ska bli fredagsfyrare. Jag ska göra det bara för att öva min svenska. Bara därför, förstås?

Först ska jag svåra den här veckans frågor, men sedan kommer jag att föreslår några frågor för nästa vecka; frågor som jag vet ni alla vill svåra.

1. Vilken var den senaste “goda gärningen” du utförde?

Igår skrev jag en email tillbaka till en Australisk professor i journalistik som hade frågat mig hur den svenska pressen hade berättat om Anna Lindhs mördare, den som sedan inte blev hennes mördare. Jag var inte tvungen att svåra, men kanske var jag smickrad att hon hade mailat mig, så nu att jag funderar på det är det mindre en god gärning än en lyckad exercis i smicker. Egentligen flörtade jag liten med henne. Är det daligt?

2. Vilken var den senaste, moraliskt sett, tveksamma handlingen du utförde?

När jag var 18 år gammal stal jag pengar från kassan där var jag jobbade — jag var barman på någon nattklubb i Sydney. Jag hade övertygad mig att det var mina drickspengar, men egentligen var det inte sant. Jag skriver det här bara därför att jag inte tänker att min chef mellanstans har lärt sig svenska. Det var den sista gång jag var omoraliskt. Dessutom, jag ljuger aldrig.

3. Gör man “goda” handlingar av godhet eller för att man själv mår bra utav det?

Jag gör “goda” handlingar varje gång att det är mer effektivt för samhållet att jag gör dem, även om det inte är jag som har belöning. Till exempel, varje gång jag betalar moms. Goda handlingar är bara abstrakta själviska handlingar.

4. Vad gör du om du hittar 10 000 i använda sedlar?

Är det en kruggfråga? Först skulle jag söka lite mer på omgivning ifall att det finns mer pengar, eftersom 10 000 kr. faktiskt inte är så mycket. Till exempel, det är inte tillräckligt för att köpa en ny Apple G5, så kanske skulle jag istället köpa en biljett till NYC för att köpa en iPod Mini.

Får jag nu föreslå de här frågorna för nästa vecka?

1. Vilka bloggare är du mest avundsjuk på?

2. Vilka bloggare svärmar du för?

3. Vilken bloggare skulle du vilja vara?

4. Om vad angick senaste inlägg du bestämde att inte publicera? Var det för personligt eller för daligt skrivit eller ointressant? Eller har du aldrig censurerat din skrift?

Jag känner mig som skolbarn igen…