Sweden in EMU: Better late than early

I would like to break out a comment posted in response to my arguments against Sweden joining the EMU from a few weeks back. Gustav Holmberg writes, among other things, “As a no-sayer, I think you must come up with a constructive alternative to the European Union.” I’m not sure if that burden is mine; I am quite content with the present setup for Sweden — in the EU and outside the EMU. However, implicit in Gustav’s criticism is that if Sweden does not eventually join EMU, the EU will become an unworkable proposition for Sweden, outcast that it will beMeanwhile, Anders does some great line-by-line refuting of pro-EMU arguments on his blog, here and here [Swedish]..

So, against my better judgment, here is a constructive alternative to the EU: Basically, it’s an EU where you can be an EMU outsider and an EU insider. Is that too much to ask? Why would that not be feasible, given that monetary policy is officially divorced from the political sphere anyway? For the near to medium-term future, this is what the EU will be in any case; the slew of new countries joining will be doing so only on a political level, not on a monetary level. And both the UK and Denmark have opted out of EMU for now.

It is possible that the UK and Denmark eventually join, as do the newcomers, and that the EU’s mandarins remain adamant that all members join EMU. What should Sweden do then? It should join, then, and it should do so for the wrong reason, which is that it will otherwise be politically marginalized (go ahead, you may call this bullying). Luckily, PM Persson has stated that Swedes will get to keep voting to join EMU until they get it right, so there will be plenty of opportunities in the future to give in and adopt the euro.

But why wait? Why not just vote to join now, and reap the prestige of being an early adopter? I have two reasons why not, although the first one alone should suffice: First, because I think the euro is an economic experiment that will fray at the edges over time. I think that in the next 10 years, the euro will be tested in ways that make clear it is not a good idea for Sweden and other non-core members to be part of EMU. Better, therefore, not to rush into something that is practically impossible to undo. Better to watch and wait; if the eurozone is not the optimal currency area for Sweden, then this will become obvious over time. If I am wrong, Sweden can join with the likes of PolandI am willing to wager 50 euro that Sweden and the UK outside EMU will grow faster than the eurozone average over the next 10 years, mainly because I think Germany is experiencing an economic malaise and has no action plan, and ECB policy will need to take this into account..

The second reason involves where the EU is going at the moment. Both sides have made this referendum a vote of confidence in the political project that is the European Union, even though it should not be. But because it is, a yes vote would be seen as a great boost to the EU as a political project.

But what kind of political project is it? Well, Gustav mentions that the EU’s Common Agricultural Policy is a problem. To me, however, it’s a deal breaker. CAP eats up 45% of the entire EU budget — 45 billion euro, or the cost of a Gulf War every other year. In other words, almost half of all EU monies is spent on something that actively contributes to third world poverty and delays modernization in Europe proper, in order to buy the political support of narrow rural interest groups. 35% is spent on structural and cohesion funds, compensating, if you will, for the negative effects of CAP. That leaves 20% of the funds doing something useful. Whatever the intentions may be, this is a catastrophic waste of money.

Voting yes would amount to an applause for this state of affairs. That is exactly the wrong message for Sweden to send. Sweden can and should use its considerable moral authority to tell the French (mainly) that this is not okay; that if they expect Sweden’s full commitment to the EU, the EU should stop spending 45% of its money on patronage activities, clear bribes to get rural interests on board. This is not the kind of legitimacy the EU as a project should be seeking, nor should Sweden be rewarding this kind of behavior.

Summer of the mind

There is something Platonic about summer in Sweden. On one level, it is an abstraction, a collection of ideal things about summer, much as I remember summers from childhood, even though they could never have been like this. But it’s a fact that the light here is yellower, the sky brighter blue; it’s like looking at an old color photograph of summer, lens flare and all. And just as with a photograph, there are no flies (yet), and no humidity, and the sun in the late afternoon seems fixed in the sky — it will hover there for as long as you care to look.

Summer in Sweden is also a summer of the mind. It’s brilliant daylight outside at 5 am, and by then you feel as guilty as sleeping till noon in New York. People go to work early, but then spend most of the day rooted in parks and on terrace cafés — human sunflowers. After work, behind the Kungliga Biblioteket in Södermalm, they’ll play a mysterious game that involves setting up a miniature wooden set from The Lord of the Rings, then taking turns destroying it by throwing wooden sticks at is, playing Sauron. It goes on for hours. I sometimes go to watch, pretending to read my first Swedish-language novel, a Henning Mankell detective thriller. My main fear: At the end of the novel the detective will tell me whodunnit, and I just won’t get it. Is there a word for butler in Swedish?

The (Euro)Vision thing

21:07 CET: I thought I might blog the EuroVision song contest (ESC) in semi-real time. It’s starting just now in Riga, Latvia, and it is already descending into pre-scripted multilingual hell. A sure sign of the interest Swedes are showing the festival is how the other Swedish TV channels have capitulated for the night. Populist Channel 5, whose demographic is a natural match for ESC, is showing Waterworld.

21:15 CET: The Icelandic and Austrians have just performed, and I have to say that the Swedish entry is beginning to look very promising all of a sudden.

21:39 CET: Stockholm is now at its best. Three weeks ago, the trees were still bare, but today the parks and gardens were bursting with green. Perhaps the timing with the ESC was on purpose, but Stockholm had a festival of outdoor music today, with most public places given over to performances of some kind, some so close together you could listen to two at once. There were marching bands, choirs, folk singers, jazz bands, rock groups; even the Hare Krishnas went for a chant around the block.

21:46 CET: The weather for it was perfect, and Stockholmers were out in force. There were perhaps even more performers than audience members, which led to an interesting (to me) question: What is the root cause of this Swedish love for performing? Foreigners at the very least are aware of ABBA, that summit of the Swedish pop pyramid, but there is so much more lurking beneath them. There is an exhibitionist streak in Sweden: They invented the first reality television show, for example. Survivor is the US adaptation of Robinson. Caroline from Vesalius College helped to produce the very first Robinson, while Anna’s Magnus is in Malaysia as we speak keeping score for Robinson 2003.

Then there is the obsession with Swedish Big Brother. But the most popular show here is undoubtedly Fame Factory, where aspiring singer songwriters and boy/girl band wannabees compete on TV for household ubiquity (in Sweden)The German group just actually sang “Let’s get happy and let’s be gay” with absolutely no notion of any double entendre.. In the US, you will know this concept as American Idol. But it’s been going strong here for years.

21:50 CET: Tatu is playing. The Russian lesbian duo has been blogged here before. They are the Russian entry for the ESC (I thought only amateurs were allowed, but what do I know?). A popular paper here today blared “Shlager favoriter vill visa brösten” (ESC favorites want to bare their breasts [at the festival]) and apparently the Swedish TV had a crisis meeting in order to decide what to do in case they did. The world is safe — They’ve just finished and they did not.

22:04 CET: Time to articulate a pet peeve: All pretence of these perfomances being live has been dropped. There are no bands, the singers mouth the words; the only thing plausibly authentic is the choreography. Then why does everyone insist on holding a microphone? Are they a performer’s security blanket? Or are we meant to engage in the willing suspension of disbeliefPerhaps I am wrong — the Norwegian has just belted out some fantastic false notes.?

22:26 CET: Back to ferreting out the roots of Sweden’s penchant for the performance: I think there is a clue in the ease with which the US adopts Swedish pop-cultural ideas (and vice versa). Both societies have a devout religious tradition, one in which the church plays/played a central social role. Seeing the older generation perform in Stockholm today, unselfconsciously, it seemed to me that the church performance would be a natural breeding ground for Sweden’s tradition of talent. In the US, of course, many singers graduate from church performances.

That’s my theory. Eurof, what’s yours?

22:34 CET: The Belgians are coming! The Belgians are coming! And their song so far is excellent, but why is it sung in Sami (Lap)? Or is it Native American? Ooh, and bagpipes too. And an accordion. So multinational. Actually, I suspect the only way the Flemish and the French managed to agree on a group was to have the lyrics be completely unintelligible. But clearly this is much too good to be here. I fully expect them to be completely unappreciatedUPDATE: It’s Celtic, apparently, but sung by real Belgians..

22:46 CET: Sweden’s Fame (of Fame Factory) just did their act, and I have to say, they can more than hold their among tonight’s competition, though as I write this they are sounding awfully similar to the Slovenian act, which is going last. Perhaps that would be a better way to hold future ESCs: Just like those car races where all the cars are the same and the only difference is the driving talent, perhaps everybody could all sing the same song. They all sound similar enough, really.

22:53 CET: I just tried to vote for the Belgians from Sweden, and I was told I should try again later. Favorites besides Belgium: UK, Sweden, Romania, Slovenia, Ireland. Worst: Austria and Germany. By a mile. But also Turkey; what were they thinking, ululating in English? Didn’t work for me.

23:00 CET: Successfully voted for the Belgians. It’s the first time I’ve voted for anything, I think. Certainly not ever in a Belgian general election. The only time I lived there during an election I was in Luxembourg absailing for the weekend.

21:13 CET: Oh, no, it seems like they no longer announce “nul points!” This was my favorite part — the squirming and the public humiliation of the losers. To answer your question Eurof, there has definitely been favoritism, but since the voting is by the public, it is interesting to see changing attitudes over time: For example, the Turks just gave the Greeks 4 points, which they are SO undeserving of.

23:20 CET: Wow, Belgium is in the running. I don’t know if I can handle this. And our natural allies have yet to vote. And the Bosnians want to vote twice. I love how this is a little microcosm for Europe. Much more effective than the euro for building a civilizational identity. And much more inclusive, with 26 countries being allowed to playHere are all the songs for you to listen to and make up your own mind, in case you missed the show..

23:31 CET: Belgium is fading, and still has to vote. But the big embarrassment is the Latvians not managing to get a single point yet, together with the British. They weren’t that bad, were they? Or is this payback for euroscepticism?

23:41 CET: If Belgium doesn’t win, it would be truly wonderful for Turkey to win. They need to be in the EU as soon as possible, and if the ESC is one thing, it is a popularity contest that eurocrats would do well to listen to. Russia’s Tatu should not win: too much chance of an organized fan base calling in and skewing the results.

23:42 CET: Belgium in the lead again. But they have yet to vote. Typical scenario for the Belgians: losing by giving the Turks the lead when they vote. Watch for it.

23:53 CET: Belgium voting. They’ve built up enough of a lead to widthstand giving 12 points to the Turks and still be ahead. It will depend an small differences in scores from the Estonians, Slovenians, Romania and Sweden. Belgium just gave 12 points to Turkey. How galant of us!

23:59 CET: And nul points to the Belgians from the Swedes. My vote was clearly wasted. It’s all up to the Slovenians now. The Belgians have a 5 point lead. I really would not be used to us winning…

00:05 CET: And Turkey wins!! Belgium second. Russia third. The Slovenians gave the Belgians only 3 points. Definitely the best possible political result. Though I still think the Belgian song was the best. I might even consider listening to it again on a normal day. I obviously missed something with the Turkish song.

In the final analysis, Belgium may well have lost the contest as a direct result of the general elections held there last weekend. The main shocker was the gains made by the anti-immigrant Flemish nationalist party, which got nearly 20% of the overall vote (and much, much higher tallies in Antwerp). Giving Turkey 12 points was a way for Belgians to atone for this political embarrassment, and a way to show solidarity with our many Turkish immigrants. It may have cost us the win by a few points.

State of the (Swedish) blog

The Swedish blogging community is still in its infancy, yes, but a made-for-blog event is looming: The September 14 referendum on joining EMU. Can the Swedish blog rise to the occasion, and in doing so carve out a space for itself in the Swedish mediasphere?

It depends. Certainly, nothing is expected of them/usI have no idea if I qualify. I think globally but cannot help but blog locally, right?
 
Two excellent geek blogs that transcend the genre: Tesugen.com and mymarkup.net [Swedish, mainly about blogging].
. If we keep to our geek blogs and personal journals, there is nothing to be ashamed of. But it would be a pity to forgo an opportunity to shape the debate in ways only blogs can.

Blogs can shine in part because of what they are not. They are not academic treatises, they are not fact-checked or edited, they are not immutable; instead, they are snapshots of the process of opinions forming. They are places where we can try on ideas for size, invite feedback, and move on. It takes courage to be an exhibitionist with one’s ideas and beliefs, but Pardon my massive breach of trust in foisting this tortured cliché on you…the unexamined life is not worth blogging. Also, it helps to have visitors who are as opinionated as you are. And to have a thick skin.

There is an element of the Hegelian thesis, antithesis, synthesis in the ideal blog. But stress any one element too much and the effort fails. In the Gulf War, for example, I think blogging failed through a surfeit of opinion at the expense of dialogue. Both sides hovered at their respective ideological watering holes, mutually offended by each other’s existence (and secretly loving it). Perhaps both sides were prisoner to a Darwinian conception of their purpose: In their quest for the survival of the fittest idea, ideological front lines were shored up to such an extent there was no more movement possible. It was an intellectual WWI.

In Sweden, if blogs err, they err in their eagerness to build consensus without first clearly defining differences. Afraid of offending anybody, they do not engage in dialogue either. Regarding EMU, it might be considered polite for the two sides to argue past each other, but it certainly does not do the democratic process any favors. Blogs can and should be in people’s faces and stepping on toes, brash and candid, making noise, homing in on sloppy thinking and keeping both sides honest.

So when it comes to making up your mind for the referendum, blog it.When you post, don’t forget to ping valblog.nu/EMU, which will hopefully become a clearing house for Swedish EMU blog posts. Let your post be a thesis of your views on the matter now. Hope for an antithesis to pop up from among your comments or on readers’ own blogs, and let a future post keep something from both. Rinse & repeat until September 14.

In defense of Swedish exceptionalism

A comment by Charles Kenny on a post of mine last year has stuck with me:

One possible measure for innovation per capita (many flaws) is patent applications filed by residents per year. In the US its 141,342 as compared to 8,599 for Sweden. Works out at 1/2,000 people in the US, compared to 1/1,000 in Sweden. Suggests you’re right… [That Sweden is more innovative than the US.] Again, if you look at Science and Technical Journal Articles published in 2000 — 166,829 for US, compared to 8,219 for Sweden — or royalty and license fee receipts (36.5bn compared to 1.4bn) Sweden comes out ahead on per capita terms. Yay ray socialists.

I have to quote Charles Kenny as my sole authority here because I have looked for but not found this information myself on the public web. But he is a World Banker, so either he has special access to internal databases, or he made it all up, in which case this blog will have to go through soul searching not unlike that at the New York Times, and I’ll have to hold a meeting with myself and ask myself some hard questions (“Why did you promote Charles Kenny from sometime comment-leaver on your personal blog to editor on MemeFirst, despite his atrocious dress sense? Didn’t alarm bells go off when he started “blogging” from Kabul, but never produced the receipts?”).

Since that post, I’ve entertained a number of theories as to why Sweden is so innovative, but I came across a new one recently, again in the interview of Joe Stiglitz by the Wall Street Journal:

WSJ: Is the European approach [which focuses more on the role of government in the economy and the existence of a welfare state] a viable alternative?

MR. STIGLITZ: Countries like Sweden never bought into the American style. It hasn’t abandoned its welfare system [where medical care and social security are considered the responsibility of the government] and yet it’s still very strong. The New Economy has penetrated Sweden to a great degree, but the country has weathered the downturn much better than the U.S. It promoted the New Economy in a more stable way, having a strong welfare state that allowed people to take a risk [on investing in technology start-ups and other New Economy companies and offering a huge safety net if things faltered].

It’s a really interesting notion, and it might go a long way to explaining why the received wisdom that lower taxes lead to higher GDP growth is not backed up by statistics.

Here are my own two homespun explanations for Sweden’s exceptional innovation record. They might be completely bogus, so I will rely on sophistry to make them appeal:

Progressive regulations: Sweden is the world’s avant-garde for stringent regulations concerning pollution abatement, public health, natural resource management, safety codes, and the like. These are costly, and you might expect these costs to dampen growth. But Swedish businesses, forced to develop technologies to cope with these regulations, soon find themselves selling their innovations to Europe and the US, who tend to adopt similar regulations with a lag. First mover advantage by government decree, if you like.

Mercy taxing: In Sweden’s notorious high tax environment, so-so business ideas don’t survive. The companies that do make it have to be very efficient at what they do. The miracle happens when these companies then leave the nest that is Sweden and expand into low-tax countries, like the US. Look at Ikea. Look at H&M. Imagine the profits they reap in the US if they manage to be profitable back home. This is my “If it doesn’t kill you it will make you stronger” theory of economic development.

<irony>To conclude, Sweden should increase welfare spending, ban fossil fuels and raise taxes.</irony>

Sourze vs Weblogs.se

It sounds like a dotcom business plan from the summer of 1997: “Let’s make a vanity publishing website, where people pay us to post their content. $13 for a single rant, $40 a month for unlimited rants. Then we give them a small portion of the money back in prizes: $450 for the month’s most popular post, $450 for our favorite post, and $5,500 to a ‘writer of the year’.”

I’ve been baffled by Sourze [Swedish] ever since Anna showed it to me after I explained blogging to her. “Oh, you mean like Sourze?” she said. No, not like Sourze. I have no idea how this site continues to function in the age of blogs. Sourze’s motto: “Everyone has something to tell. Tell it.”Sourze posts usually don’t make it past 200 reads, well below most blogs’ stats. And why should we trust the opinions of people who have been snookered into paying for their thoughts? Figure out the free blog already, get it listed on weblogs.se and sweblogs.com, and you will be guaranteed a sympathetic Swedish readershipGoogling Sourze, I find I’m not the only one questioning their business model..

I finally figured out tonight what it was that Sourze reminded me of: the $100,000 Porsche you could win at Dubai airport by buying one of a thousand $1,000 lottery tickets. You’d think that if you can afford a ticket at such odds, you’d probably already own the car, but evidently enough people have more money than sense.

Perhaps Sourze still exists because blogging has yet to reach a critical mass in Sweden. Its 9 million inhabitants boast some 170 self-reported weblogs, compared to 2148 self-reported blogs for a similar population in New York City.New York is a special case, granted. People who move there tend to come out as bloggers at an alarming rate. Unlike in New York, mentioning blogging in a casual conversation here still draws blank stares. The blogging meme likely needs another year before it perks the ears of mainstream Swedish media. But when it does, it will be a beautiful thing; A Swedish diplomat friend was complaining today that writing reports for the foreign ministry was such a damn formal affair. Why can’t they be more direct, more opinionated, more immediate, more inviting to dialogue, more like blogs? Why not indeed?

I’m debating whether I should translate this post into very bad Swedish, pay my $13, and post it on Sourze, as my small contribution to the coming Swedish blogging revolution…

Why Sweden should vote against joining EMU

So far there is nothing to worry about. With every passing day, Swedes are less and less likely to be choosing EMU when they vote in a referendum on September 14. Earlier this month, a Gallup poll [Swedish] pinned the yes-vote at 31%, down from 35% a month earlier, while the no-vote grew to 46% from 40%Less than a year ago [Swedish], support for joining EMU stood at 56%, with 41% against..

With only a short summer left for campaigning, it’s time to panic if you’re a Swedish politician in favor of joining EMU. Obligingly, Prime Minister Persson and the leaders of other pro-EMU parties last week decided to ramp up the yes-campaign immediately [Swedish], and to coordinate their canvassing. Their big hope: winning over the sizable percentage of undecided voters.

The main problem for the yes side is that its arguments are just not compelling enough. To their credit, they have mainly pushed the supposed economic benefits of eurofication to the fore Benefits: no more transaction costs, price transparency, no more exchange rate uncertainties. Downsides: read on.rather than dragging out the old bugbear of political marginalization. I think this is because the debate has become remarkably depoliticized. A decade ago, there were heated argument about the merits or otherwise of an “ever-closer union.” Today, the question is, “Which currency regime makes more sense for Sweden?” and the answer to that does not depend on whether you know the words to the Internationale, but on whether Sweden is A similar level-headedness is prevailing in the UK, where EMU membership depends on the passing of 5 tests that involve purely economic considerations. Quite an improvement from the days of “Up Yours, Delors!” (Well, maybe not.)an optimal currency area [PDF].

It’s hardly something to storm the barricades over. Clearly, people vote with their pocketbooks, not their passports. The Quebecois and the Puerto Ricans never seem to manage to secede. In Europe, separatist movements only gain clout in regions that stand to gain financially: It’s the rich Catalans, Flemish and Northern Italians who would shed their poorer cousinsEven New Yorkers are not immune to the impulse..

In any case, the marginalization bugbear has no bite. Demanding currency union as a prerequisite for political union would only make sense if politicians still controlled monetary policy. Thankfully, in modern economies, independent central banks now control interest rates, lest governments are led into temptation. The grand vision of a single European currency has appeal in its simplicity, but lacks the adaptability to serve the interests of those countries not at the core of euroland. Instead, Europe should have as many or as few currencies as is economically sound. This should have no bearing on political projects going forth, some of which I am in favor of, and others that I am notThe CAP, for example, really stinks..

But the likes of Delors and Giscard d’Estaing see currency union as a tool for building a common identity. This strategy worked during the unification of Italy, the creation of Belgium, and most recently, with German reunification. There’s no denying that over time, a common currency can help with nation building. The euro is clearly a political project. But at what price?

Several regions could really use a weaker currency than what they have now. Quick economics recap: Currencies are an efficient way to compensate for fluctuations in productivity between regions over time. Wages do so only partially — they tend to only go up. If there are variations in productivity within a currency area, then the state needs to shore up the less productive region with infrastructure works and other fund injections, or else people leave for the jobs of the more productive regions, if there is labor mobility.In the US, West Virginia comes to mind, as do Sicily and Wallonia in the EU. For the comparatively unproductive West Virginians, the US dollar is overvalued, so their “exports” to other states are uncompetitive. With no recourse to a depreciating currency, West Virginians have coped by moving the hell away from there. In Wallonia the story is slightly different; the workforce is not nearly as mobile as in the US, so Walloons stay put, relying instead on the European Commission’s program for “social and economic cohesion.” Even so, this program only chips away at the problem; Wallonia could really use a cheaper currencyFor Europe’s traditional basket case currencies — Greece, Italy, Portugal — the exchange-rate mechanism that led to EMU was a godsend, letting them dismantle their disgraced central banks, which allowed them to control inflation. Different story..

Sweden has the opposite problem. Its economy has been more successful than the eurozone’s over the past 3 years, in part because the central bank has been able to fine-tune the response to exogenous shocks. Had Sweden joined the euro at its inception, it would have been subject to sub-optimal interest rates, which would have led its economy to grow slower than it has, by a margin greater than the savings from abolishing transaction costsHere [PDF] is a great overview of how Sweden has managed outside the EMU so far.. These transaction costs, by the way, are getting smaller all the time, while ever more efficient hedging strategies are neutralizing exchange rate volatility risks.

There is a further fiscal constraint imposed on EMU members and aspirants that Sweden could do well without: the misconceived Stability and Growth Pact, which has been plaguing France and Germany. Joe Stiglitz explains in this Wall Street Journal article:

WSJ: Europe thought it could weather the downturn in the U.S., which turned out not to be the case. Do you think Europe’s economic and monetary union made Europe better or worse off in coping with the slowdown? You don’t think Europe’s economic and monetary union, EMU, is working well?

MR. STIGLITZ: A lot of people focused at the time [it was constructed] at the risk to the periphery — that Portugal could be in recession while everything else in the region was going fine — and then not having the flexibility to react to that. Policy would be set with a focus on Germany and France, and so much the worse for Portugal. As it turns out, it’s Germany and France that are having the problems. Also, it was set up at a time when the main problem was inflation. But, of course, inflation isn’t the problem today; unemployment is. France has made it very clear that it wants the Stability and Growth Pact redefined so it can have a more expansionary fiscal policy, and I think that is perfectly correct. As it is, Europe has adopted a regime that is pro-cyclical, which flies in the face of what it should be doing. [It should be anti-cyclical. So when the economy is going well, you don’t want your government spending more, pushing the economy faster. Similarly, when a recession hits, the worst thing would be cutting government spending, which would worsen things.]

But why are Sweden’s big business leaders for joining EMU, while small business organizations and trade unions are not? Because the costs and benefits of joining are not distributed equally. Sweden’s multinationals export far more than medium and smaller businesses, so they stand to gain more from abolishing transaction costs completely. But it is the economy as a whole that stands to suffer if Sweden is constrained by a maladjusted monetary (and even fiscal) policy.

So the eurozone is not the optimal currency area for Sweden. Nöro in Swedish, nØro in Danish (the Ø deftly reminding us it isn’t the euro). “Oro” was briefly considered — it means gold in Spanish and anxiety in Swedish: a fortuitous juxtaposition.Instead, I propose the Nordic euro, or neuro. The neuro will comprise Sweden, Finland (as soon as it leaves the euro), Denmark, Norway and the UK at its core. Iceland is free to join, as are the Baltic trio when they feel their economies are mature enoughAnd if it really tries, Russia can join by 2025, the 300th anniversary of the death of Peter the Great..

Like the euro, the neuro is made up of countries with which Sweden trades. In fact, of Sweden’s five largest export markets only one uses the euro; three are neurozone: Germany (10.6% of total exports), USA (10.3%), Norway (8.8%), the UK (7.5%), and Denmark (6.5%). Finland (6.3%) comes next. One of the arguments made by the pro-EMU side is that joining a currency union encourages growth in trade between its members, leading to more synchronized economies. To the extent that this argument is true for the euro, it applies equally to the neuro.

In addition, neuro economies are much more similar to each other than to all those Mediterranean economies the euro took on board; no strikes interrupting tourism in the neurozone, nor olive crop failures. Instead, neuro economies revolve around high-tech knowledge-based industries,One possible exception: the oil industry in Norway so they react to exogenous shocks in much the same way. Linguistically, the neurozone is very compatible: all speak fluent English, while the core speaks a Swedish/Danish/Norwegian that is mutually intelligible. This has led to much higher levels of labor mobility among neuro countries than among euro countries. In short, The neuro passes all the tests for an optimal currency area. The euro does not.

EMU makes sense for the Benelux, France and Germany. The other countries should get out while they can. Perhaps the Mediterranean basin can start its own currency union. May I propose the miró?

24 nya fotografer

Anna Lekvall is having her first “real” photo exhibit, as part of a group show with fellow classmates from Kulturama. Needless to say, the photo they chose to headline the show is hers. Aren’t we proud? I helped them design the poster:
 

 
If you’re in town, drop by for the opening on May 16. It’ll be a lot of fun.

Draken

There
 
Sweden has the highest per-capita number of cinema screens in Europe, according to this book, which is also the source of the images and information for this post.
is a brilliant new performance space in Stockholm, but it is in desperate need of talent.

It’s the Draken Cinema, a standout example of Swedish modernist design. The main room is spectacular, with a very unusual all-beech arched ceiling that reminded me of the wooden concert hall at the Sydney Opera House. Built in 1938, it is one of many classic Stockholm cinemas, but it was closed in the mid-90s as it was simply too large to profit from its one screen and over 1,000 seats.

On Saturday, it reopened in its new guise as space for occasional events. Instead of rows of seats, there are now terraces flowing towards the stage, with tables and chairs on them. The potential for this place is enormous. Upgrade the Ikea furniture, replace the ad-hoc (but cheap) student-run bar in the back with what Sturehof has on offer, put the zitty kids in black tie, set a latin Jazz band on stage, and you’d have yourself the swishiest, grooviest nightclub this side of, er, Berlin.

We were among the first in — a misunderstanding on Anna’s part (this night out was all her doing) — so we had plenty of time to catch up on politics over vodkas Anna was for the Iraq war, but against the Afghanistan war. I was thoroughly confounded.. This was a good thing, for the booze inured us against the assault on our musical taste that followed.

First up: Two guys with synthesizers wearing scarves made from Christmas tree lights. One of them had discovered how to electronically alter the tone of his voice and proceeded to sing old Swedish songs as a girl for half an hour. They both put cardboard boxes over their heads. Maybe they were ashamed.

Then there was a very long intermission. We wondered where the next act was. Then we wished we hadn’t. Next up, three guys with synthesizers and a drummer with no sense of timing. They proceeded to play traditional Lap polyphonic songs transcribed for three synthesizers and arhythmic drums. Or they might have been.

Next up, a guy who performed for exactly 20 seconds (no synth), followed immediately by one guy on a synthesizer and a singer. They did Talking Heads/Cure inspired music, without the inspiration. Then we left. No wonder they drink themselves into a stupor here. I certainly had to. I consequently have no idea who these people were, who organized it and why. But I do know Draken deserves a whole lot better than this.

Swedish Odds & Ends

The acute reader may have wondered, as I did upon rereading my own recent posts, how I could have known that the La Bohème I saw was set in Stockholm, and not, say Oslo. Two details: The presence of dörrvakter in front of Café Momus, and the need to use a kod to get into a building.

dörrvakt: Bouncers wear distinctive medallions in Stockholm. They’re certified, like cabbies in New York. Stockholm nightclubs have a nasty case of the velvet rope, to which Swedes, rational in every other respect (well, save a further respect or two) flock like looters to regional Ba’ath party headquarters. Bouncers do seem to play fair, though: subscribe to the dress code and you’ll get in on a first come, first served basis, without regard for genetic defects or a total lack of self-esteem.

I suspect that all this standing in line is yet another altruistic gesture. It frees up places like Mosebacke and Elverket for the rest of us. New York’s equivalent is the standing in line for Saturday brunch—an opportunity to pay $14 for 2 eggs and a slab of béarnaise on English muffins, made by the Ecuadorian busboy, instead of quaffing quiche at Le Gamin.

kod: Apartment buildings here do not have doormen. Instead they have a keypad onto to which tenants type a communal 4-digit code to gain entrance to the lobby. These codes rarely change in theory, and never change in practice. When a Stockholmer gives a party, it is considered good manners to send the code along in the email invitation. These emails get forwarded with abandon. By now, I can gain access to a decent number of choice building lobbies, should I be so inclinedAnna’s code is 1812. Joachim’s code is 6889..

Not to worry, though, I’ve been assured this is completely safe. My landlady told me she left her (now my) door unlocked all the time, as the other tenants are so “nice”. No doubt, the friends of their friends are nice too. And their friends. So perhaps this is worth trying if you live in an East Village tenement: Make 30 or so copies of the key to your lobby and send them to your guests next time you have a party. Encourage your neighbors to do the same. That’s not really their code, above.
Really.
Let me know how it goes.