
{"id":505,"date":"2005-08-14T01:43:38","date_gmt":"2005-08-14T08:43:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stefangeens.com\/?p=505"},"modified":"2005-08-14T01:43:38","modified_gmt":"2005-08-14T08:43:38","slug":"borges-and-the-eternal-orangutans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stefangeens.com\/2001-2013\/2005\/08\/borges-and-the-eternal-orangutans\/","title":{"rendered":"Borges and the Eternal Orangutans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Coincidence is destiny. Had I not forgotten my security card as I left the office early on Friday, I would never have been back on <a href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps?ll=59.336090,18.072628&amp;spn=0.004060,0.007899&amp;t=k&amp;hl=en\" title=\"\">Stureplan<\/a> in the late afternoon, facing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hedengrens.se\/\" title=\"\">Hedengrens<\/a>, where I noticed I very much wanted to read fiction.<\/p>\n<p>Inside, I headed for the English-language titles. <span class=\"context\">I passed over the <a href=\"http:\/\/queenloana.wikispaces.org\/\" title=\"\">newest Umberto Eco<\/a><span class=\"sg-marginalia-250\">Eco is no longer translated by <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/William_Weaver\" title=\"\">William Weaver<\/a>, I noticed. It turns out he is ailing, sadly.<\/span><\/span> and the <a href=\"http:\/\/books.guardian.co.uk\/reviews\/generalfiction\/0,6121,1514579,00.html\" title=\"\">latest Julian Barnes<\/a>, and then my gaze locked onto a sprite of a book half-hidden behind much thicker tomes<span class=\"context\"> &mdash; it was called <em>Borges and the Eternal Orangutans<\/em>. There was only one copy.<span class=\"sg-marginalia-250\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"0099461676.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stefangeens.com\/0099461676.jpg?resize=120%2C183\" width=\"120\" height=\"183\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2005\/06\/02\/AR2005060201551.html\" title=\"\">WaPo review<\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.arts.telegraph.co.uk\/arts\/main.jhtml;?xml=\/arts\/2004\/06\/27\/bover27.xml\" title=\"\">Guardian review<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>I immediately suspected foul play. <span class=\"context\">If it were anyone&#8217;s intention to subvert my free will, compelling me to buy a particular book, they&#8217;d do so by titling it <em>Borges and the Eternal Orangutans<\/em>. And they&#8217;d make it short, just like the book in my hands. They know I hate long books.<span class=\"sg-marginalia-250\">That&#8217;s because they&#8217;ll have read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stefangeens.com\/000438.html\" title=\"\">this post<\/a>.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Had it been placed there specifically for me? Was this the beginning of a plot, with me as its unwitting protagonist? In any case, no other book in the store could compete. I made my purchase, and had finished the first chapter by the time I stepped out of the Tunnelbana on my way home. I would end up reading the book in one sitting, in the dying light at the <a href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps?ll=59.327159,18.036246&amp;spn=0.004061,0.007899&amp;t=k&amp;hl=en\" title=\"\">water&#8217;s edge<\/a> on Norr M\u00e4larstrand, amid the joggers and the couples.<\/p>\n<p>Borges features prominently in <em>Borges and the Eternal Orangutans<\/em>, a Holmes to the narrator&#8217;s Watson in a succinct detective story. I was delighted to see various orangutans discussed &mdash; including the one that types out all possible literary works, <span class=\"context\">prompting Borges to note that it would leave The Swedish Academy no choice but to award that orangutan the Nobel Prize in literature.<span class=\"sg-marginalia-150\">This is ironic of him to say so, of course, though I don&#8217;t think the narrator noticed.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>I encountered more references to Stockholm as I read on, amid a dawning realization that I was indeed being manipulated &mdash; that I was the target of hidden purposes.<\/p>\n<p>By then I didn&#8217;t mind. This novel is an <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Autological\" title=\"\">autological marvel<\/a> &mdash; superficially a detective story, <span class=\"context\">it is also an homage to Edgar Allan Poe, and yet a parody of the genre he invented<span class=\"sg-marginalia-150\">Sorry to be so vague, but I don&#8217;t want to give anything away.<\/span><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>Borges and the narrator also theorize at length about H. P. Lovecraft and his <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Necronomicon\" title=\"\">Necronomicon<\/a>, and how the location of Stockholm matters crucially in this regard. Quite by coincidence, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.miskatonicon.com\/\" title=\"\">MiskatoniCon<\/a>, the first-ever Scandinavian H. P. Lovecraft convention, will be held in Stockholm this coming November. And as coincidence is destiny, I now know precisely what Borges and his eternal orangutans are instructing me to do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coincidence is destiny. Had I not forgotten my security card as I left the office early on Friday, I would never have been back on Stureplan in the late afternoon, facing Hedengrens, where I noticed I very much wanted to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stefangeens.com\/2001-2013\/2005\/08\/borges-and-the-eternal-orangutans\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7eNhC-89","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stefangeens.com\/2001-2013\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stefangeens.com\/2001-2013\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stefangeens.com\/2001-2013\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stefangeens.com\/2001-2013\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stefangeens.com\/2001-2013\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stefangeens.com\/2001-2013\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stefangeens.com\/2001-2013\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stefangeens.com\/2001-2013\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stefangeens.com\/2001-2013\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}